A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

for keeps?

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

I Have a Black Friend

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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