what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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