a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What time is it? Refrigerator

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

this girl died

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

My tractor broke down.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

women's rights

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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