- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Wy did the chicken?

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

lol a man is drowning

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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