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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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