- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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