- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

pickle juice?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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