What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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one day i went to bed

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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