- Anti Joke

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."