- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

John Stamos.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

mark is mark

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Guess What! HI!

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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