Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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when debbie meets downer

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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