- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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