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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Worst joke ever

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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