Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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