A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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im black

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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whats a dick a dick

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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