why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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