a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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IU football

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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