Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yes.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

poop is very very yummy.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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