How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

the WNBA

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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