- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

My tractor broke down.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

women's rights

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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