What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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