Knock knock. Death.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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You're*

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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The game!

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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no

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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