Woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A man made a sandwich.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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