- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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