- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

I have Alzheimer. What?

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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