- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I like pom

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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