- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What do you call an amazing person Good

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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