Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Hi my name is Jim

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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