A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Black History Month

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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