- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

ecks! why zee?

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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