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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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