- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

skurfboards we love fat kids

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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