What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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thumbs up!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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