- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont like chris

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Women Driving.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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