Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Butt Sex.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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