- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

K.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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