whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Badgers are cool

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