- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A blind man walks into a pole.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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