- Anti Joke

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

obama's promises

Civil Rights.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.