whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Women's rights.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

meme

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

The Pope

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

ass in my face ? no

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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