Spotto

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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canaan and mallory

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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matty russel are you on here

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Samantha

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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