- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

knock knock go away

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What are we then hypocrites?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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