- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Why did i write this? I was bored

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

I was born.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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