- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Do you know what's not right? Left.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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