when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Lil' Wayne

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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fack me!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Barack Obama

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