- Anti Joke

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.