How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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That's not what she said.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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vaginas

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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pickle sniffer

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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