- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock Come in!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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