- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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