- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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