- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

girls basketball

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Spotto

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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